R1 DEADLAND

[lockdownmods]

[it’s strange, for the people who were already dead, the shift in scenery is sudden and complete. For those who have just arrived? It’s like you’re back where you left?

How strange.

But if you ever need her, you can always reach out to the guardian of this place.]

LOCATIONS
Note: locations lag a week behind the living counterparts

Comments

[curseoclock]

What, looking to accessorize? You got weird priorities for someone who just died!

[He knows Mike means his own hat. But that's not as fun.]

Now how'd you get here?

[destroythefuture]

...getting shot with a dart?

[Is--is that a valid answer? Because that's the first thing that crosses his mind as a potential answer]

[curseoclock]

Huh.

That's pretty boring! I was hoping it would've been more interesting than that.

[destroythefuture]

There's nothing interesting about getting poisoned with a dart?!

[He feels weirdly offended by that]

[curseoclock]

I mean, poisoning's fine, I guess. It's not really exciting or bloody or anything.

Slow or quick?

[destroythefuture]

It took forever!

[It took like thirty seconds, but to him it was an eternity]

Besides it's not like you died in an interesting way, Morty. You got hit in the head or something!

[curseoclock]

Aw, man, I know, right? I really wish Viral had at least killed me in a messier way. I mean, I get that it was an accident and all, but geez! Talk about a letdown.