R1 DEADLAND

[lockdownmods]

[it’s strange, for the people who were already dead, the shift in scenery is sudden and complete. For those who have just arrived? It’s like you’re back where you left?

How strange.

But if you ever need her, you can always reach out to the guardian of this place.]

LOCATIONS
Note: locations lag a week behind the living counterparts

Comments

[curseoclock]

I'm way ruder to his face. It's more fun that way.

["because it bothers oswald" is his usual motivation for stuff]

Oh, what, you mean if we both would've ended up here anyway? I mean, it's not like I knew that was gonna happen before I ended up here myself! But if that's what had happened...

I think... I would've been pretty happy. After all...

I wouldn't mind getting to figure out if I could kill someone twice!

[donotlick]

Careful, he might be into that.

[ HANK WOULD KNOW..... ]

Yeah, now that I think about it, dying over and over would be the kinda torture you're into, huh?

[curseoclock]

Just for people I really dislike.

[donotlick]

I'll be sure to let him know if I see 'im.

[curseoclock]

Oh, good! I'll be keeping an eye out. I've got some things to pay him back for.

[donotlick]

Yeah, I bet he'll be thrilled to see your mug.

[curseoclock]

I sure hope so. I sure can't wait to see him.

Sure hope it's sooner rather than later, though. I mean... Not that we're going anywhere or anything, ha ha!

[donotlick]

[ Mmmm yeah Hank does not envy Hale, that's for sure. ]

Yeah, guess us dead people got no choice but to get friendly, huh? What with being stuck here until... forever.

[curseoclock]

So far everyone's been doing fine.

I mean, I haven't seen Granny around and we definitely have a problem with him, but I think everyone else has been doing okay. I dunno if it's about being "forced" to be nice or anything.

[donotlick]

[ Hank shudders. He can guess who Granny is. ]

If he showed up without his head, I think I'd fucking die all over again.

[curseoclock]

I don't think anyone's seen him, you know? Just his head.

...So that might just be exactly what happened.

[donotlick]

Jesus fuck, I did not need to picture that.

[ Grossssssss ]

[curseoclock]

Hey, you thought of it, not me! I didn't even think of that until you said it, ha ha!

[you have only yourself to blame, hank]

[donotlick]

[ Hank shakes his head, but it won't shake the memory from his mind. ]

Ugh, I fucking hate this place...