R1 DEADLAND

[lockdownmods]

[it’s strange, for the people who were already dead, the shift in scenery is sudden and complete. For those who have just arrived? It’s like you’re back where you left?

How strange.

But if you ever need her, you can always reach out to the guardian of this place.]

LOCATIONS
Note: locations lag a week behind the living counterparts

Comments

[12d3]

[Hold on a second, let him count on his hands how old he'd be in 2038. Which is kind of hard so it takes him.. more time than he'd like to admit.]


Uhhh... actually? I think I'd be older, mate.

[donotlick]

Ohhh shit, seriously? What year were you born?

[ this is exciting somehow..... ]

[12d3]

1978?

[Don't get excited just because someone is technically an older man than you are....]

[donotlick]

[ Too late, he's pumped. ]

Hah! Nice. I was 1985. You might even be older than Tess.

[12d3]

....h-how old is Tess?

[Fear]

[donotlick]

I think hers was 1979.

I mean Tess, that one girl who yells a lot by the way. Not like. Someone from back home.

[12d3]

Oh, yeah. I figured.

[look hes not THAT dumb okay just... actually no thats a fair thing to assume of him]

Though I always did figure she was younger.. [maybe because she is??]

But.. er, wait. Am I the oldest, then?

[donotlick]

You just might be. I mean, barring like, Grantaire who was from fucking Les Mis.

[ Nah, she's old, it's fine. ]

So hey. Congrats! You're the oldest guy here.

[12d3]

[For a minute 2-D looks a little bothered as he chews on that. 34 but the oldest one here... older... than a 53 year old..............

But pretty soon he squints at Hank, and throws on his best old man impression that he can muster.]

You-- you better start respectin' your elders then, Hank-- uhh.... Hankie! Yeah!

[no]

[donotlick]

Pfft—

[ Hank starts laughing. Honestly laughing. ]

Please, don't hurt yourself! Haha, god, that's—okay, maybe I'll stick to being the only old man here... for everyone's sake.

[12d3]

[Hanks laughter spreads a smile on 2-D's face, getting him to laugh as well for the first time since he was executed.]

I think that's probably a good idea, heheh.

[donotlick]

[ Good. His dad powers are too strong. ]

Yeah, better turn in your old man gun and your old man badge, pal. Leave it to the pros.

[12d3]

[THEYRE FAR TOO POWERFUL]

Aw, I never got to make scones for my grandkids though!

[donotlick]

Eh, it's alright. I can't stand scones, anyway. Donuts are better.

[ He's a cop, he's gotta love donuts. ]