R1 DEADLAND

[lockdownmods]

[it’s strange, for the people who were already dead, the shift in scenery is sudden and complete. For those who have just arrived? It’s like you’re back where you left?

How strange.

But if you ever need her, you can always reach out to the guardian of this place.]

LOCATIONS
Note: locations lag a week behind the living counterparts

Comments

[donotlick]

[ Hells yeah, everyone gets to be Neo now!!! ]

Right, I'm guessing... I mean, I don't know much that ain't just muscle-memory, but we've got people from like other planets and shit, they gotta know how to teach this stuff, yeah?

[starswink]

[Forget The One. Now it's The Everyone.]

I only know recipes and gaming moves... but I'm willing to trade up!!

[Actually, his skill set might be a little bit wider, but he's not a certified vet yet...]

[donotlick]

[ Admins better watch out, this team is loaded on pup culture references! ]

That's still pretty sweet. Guess it wouldn't hurt to teach you kids a thing or two.

[ I mean, Hank's probably best at shooting, but he can still learn new things!! ]

[starswink]

Like what, cop stuff?

[Yoosung won't be that averse to the idea of shooting, actually, since South Korean conscription is a Thing.]

[donotlick]

Yeah, that's about what I got. I'm a pretty sweet shot, and I know some self-defense.

[ He shrugs. ]

The rest of it's just 30 years of experience, and I doubt you kids are gonna want that.

[supportrole]

[ Jumps in here and raises his hand!! ]

Oh! I want to learn that stuff!

--Uh, the shooting and defense stuff, I mean. Though I'm sure your experience is very valuable.

[starswink]

[Wow, enthusiastic. He thought you didn't like the law!!]

[supportrole]

[ where guns are outlawed, only outlaws have guns ]

[donotlick]

[ Hank sideyes Mishima a bit, but he won't judge. ]

Hah, you think so, huh? Guess I could try and do a little lesson next week, Connor-style.

Basic shit, of course.

[supportrole]

[ Just make sure you include a lesson on not publicly displaying your gun on the table at a diner like a fucking dumbass and he'll be fine. ]

Yes!! Thanks!

[donotlick]

[ yes... he will teach you to respect ur gun, mishima. RESPECT... ]

Just make sure you understand, alright? It's for self-defense. Guns aren't toys.

[supportrole]

Oh, yeah, self defense is definitely my intention, don't worry!

[donotlick]

Good. You just seem real excited.

[starswink]

He's an excitable guy.

[supportrole]

W-well, I was the sole admin of the Phantom Thieves' website back home, so self defense was always kind of a big concern... Like, if one of their enemies targeted me, then who would help them with their mission and spread the word to the public? You know?

[donotlick]

You call the police when that happens, kid.

[ obviously. ]

[supportrole]

I can't do that if I'm dead.

[ also, fuck the police. ]

...I mean, more dead than this.

[donotlick]

[ Hank snorts. He IS the police!! ]

You know, I'm startin' to change my mind about teaching you how to use a gun, kid. Guns are a last resort measure -- they ain't some toy you wave around to scare off crooks.

[supportrole]

[ lay off old man you can't read his bracket thoughts!!!!! ]

I know that!

[ does he though because that is literally why he bought the fake one he had. BUT AT LEAST IT ACTUALLY WAS A TOY, so. ]

[donotlick]

[ He's the police maybe he speaks bracket text!!! ]

Sure you do.

[ Hank can't say he remembers much about what he heard from Mishima's case though, so... ]

Tell you what, we'll train you up to a real one if I think you can handle like a BB gun. I ain't about to give a bunch of kids live ammunition anyhow.

[supportrole]

[ Sherlock Holmes told him to stab him and walked him through how to do it, that should have no bearing on his ability to acquire a firearm! ]

That sounds okay.